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Why Chuck Norris is the Man

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.